GOON SQUAD PARTY
A nurse asked me if I was suicidal ... I jokingly said " might as well be." Co's with black leather gloves descend
and drag me off to the psych ward for 24 hr suicide watch. I wear a yellow paper gown, (chicken suit) nothing else,
no slippers, I sleep on a steel bed, no mattress, no blanket and I am watched by a camera in the corner of the cell.The moral of the story is , don't joke in jail.